I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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