I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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