In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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