I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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