I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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