At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
