Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
