If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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