she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
His nipple licking is glorious
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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