I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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