PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Can I color on your dick again?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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