apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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