Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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