girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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