dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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