No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Green mimosas i think yes
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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