A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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