If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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