people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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