Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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