So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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