at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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