how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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