But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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