But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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