office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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