Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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