i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I can't put those talents on a resume
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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