i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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