I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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