I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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