Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
