Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.