Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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