just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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