He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Randomize