i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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