1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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