We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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