their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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