Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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