I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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