what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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