wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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