My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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