just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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