going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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