I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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