So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So. Much. Porn.
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