3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Its about making memories worth repressing
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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