So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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