You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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