why didn't you poke me back
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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