i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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